Last night I went to bed bookless –
a calamitous killer of sleep.
I’d searched the car,
the bathroom, the bedroom,
and down the back of the sofa –
but the novel had vanished in smoke.
I am always losing things:
hearing-aids and handbags
but this afternoon I hit rock bottom
when husband was making the tea:
he yelled at me across the room
“Why is your book in the fridge?”
.
I had a good laugh….we won’t discuss the time my lost handbag was in the freezer!
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Safe from burglars?
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that’s my story but nobody who knows me believes it! lol
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Reading those steamy novels again, eh? Good way to cool them down a degree or two. 😉
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🙂 the Ides of April by Lindsey Davis back in Roman times.
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As long as you don’t put it in the oven, I don’t see a problem 😉
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I’ve been known to do that as well!
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Is this a true story? Sally
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Absolutely true, to my shame!
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Oh dear. I’m sure it’s been done before by others. It did make me chuckle out loud though.
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Thank you for the much needed belly laugh, to distract me from my punctured and tingling and numb discomfort! Now, if only I could dissuade the Husband from leaving his phone in the loo….
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Was it better or worse than the first one?
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Actually a bit better, because the damage and inflammation was less on the left side. And I knew what was coming, and had requested the same doctor with magic needle skills; he’s deft, and fast, both extremely important!
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Phew, what a relief. I bet you’re glad that’s over. Now to recuperate…
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I shall be taking my time. I was sternly warned to avoid gardening for a month, lifting heavy weights for a fortnight and too much bending for a week. Sounds rather like a holiday to me…
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That’s my permanent way of living. I hope you do as you’re told.
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Having been introduced to the parlous state of my spine, yes, I’ll be obeying these particular instructions. For now. While I don’t actually want surgery, a nice pair of titanium fixators screwed in and a plastic disk would sort it pretty much for good, so as and when that day arrives, I won’t be holding back.
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I wish they’d suggest that for my twiggy mess.
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The vertebra above is still OK, so that would be the anchor. If you don’t have a solid anchor, that’s probably the problem…
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Jock says my spine is like a tier of wine glasses, (he’s used to reading xrays and the like) so perhaps yoyu’re right.
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An interesting, if uncomfortable sight….
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