Wordle 236 and Haibun Monday

 


“Shut your eyes.  Put one foot in front of the other and follow the line until I tell you to stop.  Hmm!  You’ll have to do better than that, your right foot is a country mile from the line.  Careful you don’t fall.  Oopsy Daisy!”  The policeman made a sign to his colleague to help the drunk rise to his unsteady feet and set him moving again.

“There has to be a better way than this of proving a man has taken a drink too many.  When I have a spare minute I’ll have to find a way to measure alcohol on the spot.”  The PC had a flair for invention, akin to casting spells.  And he invented the gadget known to all addicts of car chasing cop programmes on TV as the breathalyzer.

Blow into this, please ─
keep going, keep going, Sir.
Over the limit.

I’ve clumsily combined the Sunday Whirl wordle words with a cautionary tale for Haibun Monday at the dVerse poet’s pub.  I’m rather ashamed

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13 Responses to Wordle 236 and Haibun Monday

  1. tmhHoover says:

    Never ashamed- The words found the page in a straight line.

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  2. colonialist says:

    Quite a blow when your blow will go
    Not registering low!
    (Will this qualify as a loescone?)

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  3. Mary says:

    Viv, our Haibun challenge needed to have one of her photos included, and the poem written must have something referencing the photo. As this is a specific requirement, I am going to have to de-link your post. But the challenge is open all week…feel free to return.

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  4. I’m dyslexic and cannot walk a straight line, whether my eyes are open or closed. I am a sober failure! heh heh. I chuckled reading.

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  5. Not clumsy at all, Viv. Good story-telling and a bit of fun!

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  6. Very good haibun, Viv! A bit funny and that’s nice!

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