Village Produce Show

“…and the first prize in the Victoria Sandwich competition goes to Mrs Smith. The rise and flavour were both impeccable, and the strawberry jam filling was home-made unlike others. I did wonder – did you doctor the official recipe, Mrs Smith? I caught the faintest tinge of cinnamon.”

“Oh no, Madame Chairman. I wouldn’t do such a thing” with my fingers firmly crossed behind my back.

I did in fact once win first prize for this competition, but I didn’t doctor the recipe: my only sin was to use my second-hand Bendix mixer, so the only thing I added was air.  There was a lot of backbiting afterwards about these ‘rich’ people taking all the prizes. Little did they know the parlous state of our finances!

 

This is for Trifecta, wanting us to write between 33 and 333 words using this definition of the word Doctor: a : material added (as to food) to produce a desired effect or b : a blade (as of metal) for spreading a coating or scraping a surface.

My recipe is here, written as a wordle poem.

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All poetry and prose posted here, except where otherwise stated, is my own, and may only be used elsewhere with my expressed permission. Please don't be inhibited from correcting my bloopers and making suggestions: Most of what I post here is instant, ill-considered and off-the-cuff, in serious need of editing.
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15 Responses to Village Produce Show

  1. Fierce competition! Great piece.

  2. atrm61 says:

    So cute-loved this sweet piece:-)

  3. I enjoyed this piece. I was wondering what a Victoria Sandwich is. Please tell us.

  4. barbara says:

    those who judge seldom know the “real” story. I enjoyed this, Viv

  5. Baking and doctoring seem to go hand in hand. Sweet!

  6. jannatwrites says:

    It sounds like rules are strict and the competition fierce!

  7. tedstrutz says:

    Did the Queen judge the original Victoria Sandwich competition? I think your ‘doctor’ may be a verb. I like the character you created.

  8. kz says:

    haha as long as it tasted great, it’s fair and square. lol ^^ great story

  9. Draug419 says:

    Great piece!

  10. I can’t ever imagine you cheating at anything :)

  11. sarsm says:

    Congratulations!!

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