Baccalaureat howlers

Each year markers for the French Baccalaureat (equivalent-ish  of A levels in UK, and ?graduating from High School?  in US) reveal some of the funny answers.  In 2012, these included:

  • History:   Following the fall of the Berlin Wall wind circulation was restored in Europe, and with the arrival of warm currents, we therefore saw the end of the Cold War.
  • Philosophy:  The proof that work is not useful is that Jesus Christ never worked.  He travelled from place to place spreading love, but he never worked.
  • History:   Once he had died Kennedy couldn’t do much about it any more.
  • Geography:  Poor countries mostly all gathered together in Africa.  They should have instead got closer to the USA like Mexico and Canada.
  • Not having understood this question but, so as to show you that I know my course, I am allowing myself to answer a question of my choice.

I quote these from the French newspaper The Connexion.

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3 Responses to Baccalaureat howlers

  1. Pseu says:

    It’s the same then , all the world over!

  2. Hilarious, Viv! Thanks for sharing. The geography one is my favourite. Stupid countries! No wonder they’re poor :)

  3. Wow, I can’t wait to get to church on Sunday and tell them that Jesus was a “slacker” (layabout)!! Too funny, Viv! Amy

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